There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover;
But some very large bees,
Stung his nose and his knees
So he very soon went back to Dover.
by Edward Lear
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A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
by Anonymous
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There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!
by Edward Lear
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Mo gathered the smelliest things,
Stinky blue cheese and onion rings,
He started to reek
And after eight weeks
Became the Malodorous King
by smellycat33
I hope you like them all. :-]
-smellycat33
haha! love them
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