My Story

Meow! This is the smelliest of all felines here! I've been incredibly bored lately, so I've decided to start a blog! To start out, I'm going to share my story:

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

It's not your fault!

They won't take you to the vet,

You're obviously not their favorite pet,

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses,

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

It's not your fault!!

Song by Phoebe Buffay

Taken from FRIENDS

Yes, the story of my past was a tragic one. But don't judge me by my smell!

-smellycat33